I had a Dream
I had a dream last night, okay not like the honorable
Dr. MLK Jr. but like house of horrors nightmare. You know pay for by Goosebumps so the kids can watch it after school.
But as I had this nightmare; there were so
many times that I could have just woke myself up and ended the dream. And I didn't and glad I didn't because now we have a blog. This is the dream,
blow by blow and red flag by red flag..
Scene:
I am in this house, it is fairly large house with a lot of rooms. Right there I should have stopped dropped and woke
up. Why? Nothing with a big house and a lot of rooms is ever good. IE: Poltergeist,
13 Ghost (both versions) Skeleton Key, The Others, House on Haunted Hill (both
versions) and any Disney movie with a castle. I’m just saying! The room that
was assigned to me had all these dolls in them. Some where missing body parts, eyes are rolled back. (I know right, should have woke
myself up immediately, thanked myself. Nope and nope)
Anywho... I turned on the light in the
bathroom and it would not come on. (Again what the in the evil dead was I thinking?
The lights will not come on in your dream. Wake up!)
Then this doll comes
running at me and I grab a belt. (I don't know whose belt it was or why it was
in my bathroom. But a doll comes running at me.)
Now let’s think about movies with dolls in
them Chucky, Annabelle, Trilogy of Terror, Puppet Master and 1940 original
Pinocchio. Yes the Disney movie, think about it people don’t pretend, he destroyed
Geppetto’s life! 
Again I don’t get up instead, I choke this
doll with the belt I found and now another smaller faster doll comes running at
me. In all my infinite wisdom, I stay asleep and try to kick the other evil
doll. Now why would you try to fight a little evil doll when you are already
choking one? Well I missed it and it attacked my leg.
Now freeze your thoughts for one second. I know
you are like did she really just try to Kung Fu Panda on a doll, yes I did. He
or it was running top speed at me. What am I supposed to just let it get all
cozy around my neck with its little cold hard plastic finger trying to take my
life? Well needless to say during this event I decided to wake up screaming
because when it grabbed my leg, it hurt.
Upon opening my eyes, I realized that I kicked
my cat. Who in return; jumped, grabbing my leg with his X-men Wolverine claw.
So what did we learn from this dream? Oh if
I have to tell you, then you get a lot of life bumps. We see the red flags,
caution lights, do not drink the water poster and warning signs everywhere, but
for some strange reason we want to see this thing through.
This
dream was like a bad relationship. Men and women are both guilty! Or a job that
you know you should quit. For some reason we believe that it is not that bad or
that maybe I am reading into my situation with too much emotion or maybe my
feeling are wrong. No stop acting like you don’t see the writing on the wall. Or
in my case the clown in the closet, or the doll heads not attached to any bodies
or the bathroom light that does not come on. Okay you get the point.
We torture ourselves and then say I can’t
believe this has happened to me. No, let’s stop that today. Let’s learn to step
back and see the picture before we become too invested in misery. Let’s wake up
together! And for me Stay Woke for 2 hours trying to figure out how many
calories I burned by fighting two dolls and accidently kicking my cat.
With love and sorry for the wait!
Sullybug's mom
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